I think I'm falling asleep at the wheel
I'm already late for my destination
you are so the most negative person I know
I have to go now, I'm busy doing stuff at my house
happy birthday, here's your gift, enjoy

I'm not lying, I'm not distorting
I'm sorry, I guess your whole life's boring
the process of elimination narrows it down to determine
the second hand generic canned
everything is coming to an end

it's not free, I'm lazy
it's pricey