who would've thought that
sleeping in
would have been such a drag?
completely numb to
the repeating beep
I need a new machine to do the job

the bald spot, six gray hairs
most uninviting age
the blurry eyes, the hearing loss
and getting tired almost every day
the diets, the membership
can't believe I even though of this
reflection seems different
seemed to only take a month

approaching one year
what's going on?
why is everybody moving west?
maybe I'll stay here
no permanent plans
why is everybody moving west?

don't get me wrong here, I like it as much as the next guy
and I'm doing alright, it's just
doing nothing in this most uninviting age